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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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Samsung Galaxy Tab A (2016) With 7-Inch Display Goes Official

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Samsung Galaxy Tab A

Samsung has quietly introduced its new 2016 edition of the Galaxy Tab A. The new Samsung Galaxy Tab A (2016) is now listed on the company’s Dutch site without pricing and availability details.

It’s worth noting that the 2015 edition of the Galaxy Tab A tablets included both 7-inch and 8-inch devices as well as their Wi-Fi and LTE-enabled models. We can expect Samsung to reveal more models of the Galaxy Tab A (2016) soon.

The official listing of the Galaxy Tab A (2016) comes few days after the Samsung Galaxy J1 mini andSamsung Galaxy J1 (2016) were also listed on the company’s websites without any details on availability and pricing.

According to Samsung Dutch site, the listed Galaxy Tab A (2016) is a Wi-Fi only version and features a 7-inch TFT display with a screen resolution of 1280×800 pixels. It is powered by a 1.3GHz quad-core processor clubbed with 1.5GB of RAM. It packs 8GB of built-in storage and can be expanded up to 200GB via microSD card. The tablet sports 5-megapixel rear camera and also comes with 2-megapixel front camera. The rear camera can record videos at HD resolution of 1280×720 pixels at 30 fps.

The tablet runs Android 5.1 Lollipop and supports Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Bluetooth 4.0, Glonass, and Micro-USB. The tablet measures 186.9×108.8×8.7mm and weighs 283 grams. Samsung’s official site notes that there is no S Pen support for the tablet. In terms of features, the Galaxy Tab A (2016) will come with Kids Mode. It is backed by a 4000mAh battery.

Swachh Bharat rankings out; Mysuru cleanest, Varanasi, Patna among worst 10

Mysuru in Karnataka has retained its position as the cleanest among all million plus and capital cities while Dhanbad in Jharkhand has been ranked the worst. These are findings of the first ever cleanliness ranking of cities since Swachh Bharat Mission was launched in October 2014.
. . Cities in the top 10 club include Chandigarh, Visakhapatnam, Surat, Rajkot, Gangtok and Greater Mumbai while the worst 10 include Varanasi, Ghaziabad, Meerut, Patna and Kalyan-Dombivili. Results are based on the marks scored in respects of the main components of Swachh Bharat Mission, availability of infrastructure and service levels related to sanitation such as individual household toilets, public and community toilets and collection, transportation and processing of municipal solid waste.

Top 5 jobs by salary for social media pros in 2016

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  • Highest paying social media jobs

The value of many social media skills to employers declined during the last 18 months, according to data provided exclusively to CIO.com from PayScale , a company that performs corporate compensation analysis. Of the 20 most common social media jobs, nine pay more than the 2016 U.S. national average salary of $51,300, the company says. The highest concentration of social media jobs is in California, but the average pay in regions such as the San Francisco Bay Area dropped 10 percent from $66,600 in 2014 to $59,900 in January 2016, according to PayScale.

To derive this list of the highest-paying and most common jobs in social media, PayScale tapped its database of more than 54 million salary profiles. And for context, CIO.com searched LinkedIn in late January to find the social media job titles with the most open listings.

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  • vice precident of communication

Social media is now practically a required skill and default responsibility for all high-level communications executives. Vice presidents of communications lead the pay pack with a typical national average salary of $133,200, PayScale says. Currently 3,563 U.S. job listings exist on LinkedIn with the terms “vice president” and “communications” in their titles.

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  • Public relations director

The role of PR director can be thankless at times, but the money often makes up for what the position lacks in gratitude; PR directors take home an average national salary of $84,600, according to PayScale. The position is the second highest paying role that requires social media skills, PayScale says, and it is also in high demand with more than 6,648 current open positions on LinkedIn.

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  • Marketing communications director

Marketing communications directors take home an average annual salary of $81,500, according to PayScale. The job title is also the third highest paying position based on average salary, and it’s among the most common jobs that require social media skills, PayScale says. A query on LinkedIn for the job title returned 11,029 open positions in the United States.

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  • Marketing communications manager

Marketing communications managers in the United States typically earn an average yearly salary of $65,100, according to PayScale, or substantially less than the first three jobs listed here. That number is also an increase of nearly 3 percent over the average marketing communications manager’s salary of $63,300 in July 2014. LinkedIn currently has 22,592 open listings for marketing communications manager jobs.

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Most Corrupt Countries In The World

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The world responded to corruption like never before in 2011 as regimes throughout the Mid-East fell and citizens demanded greater rights.

But the response did little to change the number of corrupt countries occupying the map.

This year’s gold-standard of corruption studies, the Corrupt Perceptions Index , has been released and it pegs corruption in the countries of the world on a scale of 1 to 10 — from most corrupt — to the least.

The following slides show the 10 most corrupt countries and what allows them the dark distinction.

#10 Venezuela’s corruption began with the discovery of oil

Venezuela ranks 172 out of 182 countries and earned a score of 1.9 out of 10 .

The discovery of mass amounts of oil in Venezuela hastened its slide into corruption and by the 1970s the petroleum sucked from the ground was called “the Devil’s excrement” by Venezuelans.

Hugo Chavez’s election to president in 1999 did nothing to slow the corruption. His Fifth Republic Movement is accused of cronyism, political patronage, and corruption just like the movement his party promised to replace.

Even the Venezuelan police force is recognized for its drastic levels of corruption.

#9 Haiti is plagued by impenetrable bureaucracy

Haiti ranks 175 out of 182 countries and earned a score of 1.8 out of 10 .

The immobilizing amount of “red tape” in the Haitian legal system enables local politicians and bureaucrats to gain influence and and direct public outcomes for financial gain.

The result has debilitated Haitian society and placed the country consistently at the top of the corruption list.

The $2 billion that came into the country following the 2010 earthquake did little to alleviate corruption and meandering bureaucracy.

#8 Iraq goes out of its way to silence whistleblowers

Iraq ranks 175 out of 182 countries and earned a score of 1.8 out of 10 .

The Iraq government is so entrenched in its rampant pattern of corruption since the fall of Saddam Hussein that it removes officials who try to prosecute racketeers.

Members of the government also intimidate politicians and journalists who support whistleblowers.

As recently as September 2011 a renown Iraqi journalist was murdered in his home for leading anti-government protests.

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